NSFW warning

Warning! What follows is me playing around — and when I play around I don’t play around. The following images may include but are not limited to: male-presenting nipples, female-presenting nipples, vulvae, penises, other stuff that looks like penises, vulvae, and anuses, the pluralization of both “anus” and “vulva”, this disclaimer, and an Alexander Calder mobile. It’s nothing I find erotic personally, but I don’t claim to speak for everyone. Your boss might find it very erotic for all I know, so don’t browse this page at work.